I like to think it a success when the cops are called
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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