Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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