I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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