It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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