My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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