It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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