it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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