just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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