Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
