There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's blow job season.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
