I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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