ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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