She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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