Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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