I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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