i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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