Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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