I look better un-naked...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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