Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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