Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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