don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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