i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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