remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
