return my video game
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just want nice things and good sex
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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