you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i already hear my dad disowning me
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
