If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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