found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I didn't shave. On purpose
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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