it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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