i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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