My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Randomize