just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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