Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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