Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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