Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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