My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
i believe in u and ur pee
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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