Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Randomize
