Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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