I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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