You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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