Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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