yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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