can u get pink eye on your cock?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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