I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
