so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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