NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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