yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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