Please, let me fuck your mom
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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