Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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