Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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