Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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