i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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