butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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