Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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