these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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