i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
