her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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