she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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